Best Quotes Thread

That's a good idea Sledger. But while cleaning the thread up, please don't delete those which include authors own comments in subquotes.

And great job Claps! Sledger is using the Edit button quite extensively now.

Those who do a lotta work, make a lotta mistakes. Those who do less work make less mistakes. Those who don't work make no mistakes at all and those who don't make any mistakes get promoted. You know everybody needs a promotion. Sledger seems to be an exception though.

It'll be history soon enough Clobs.

Clobber. Youre talking bull! You know nothing about cricket. You just hate me because I like Darren Gough because he's entertaining. You think you're so clever don't you. If there's any admin here, I think bullying should be banned on this site because that is basically what you're doing.

Originally posted by 70_degree_spin Clobber. Youre talking bull! You know nothing about cricket. You just hate me because I like Darren Gough because he's entertaining. You think you're so clever don't you. If there's any admin here, I think bullying should be banned on this site because that is basically what you're doing.

Great post.

I'm guessing you're 9 years old.

Hey hey hey. Cool it boys. Clobber can be errractic and funny at times 70 degrees. His posts are more funny than to be taken seriously.

ive already apologised

Jumping on the guns is never considered to be a good thing. (I am refering to some jumpy posts, which obviously couldn't be from Sledger's side)

Edited by shan

Big up clobbs don't take anything from him!

Incidentally clapo's signature is good:

The Winner - Says "Let me do that for you"
The Loser - Says "That's not my job"
The Winner - Sees the green near every sand trap
The Loser - Sees two or three sand traps near every green

don't worry matey, there's no problem at all

Originally posted by Sledger Originally posted by 70_degree_spin It was a white sunhat. A sunhat in England huh? Sounds about as necessary as a fridge for eskimos.

 Sledge tells it like it is.

Originally posted by Charlie doesnt he look like stuart macgill?

On looking at Nathan Bracken's picture .

Originally posted by Sledger This thread will make everyone think before posting something REALLY stupid! .....then again , it might not!!

This isn't bad either ,this man can really join a circus in which he hcan replace the clown(i am not serious ) but if he keeps on making quotes like this the clown might forget his acting and sledger will take over and entertaiin people through his words not actions!!!

here are 2 more gems I've found

Originally posted by venom If Zim wins a game i will hang myself....

I really had a long laugh with this. Sledger is getting competition !

Originally posted by flipper Quite frankly, you can stick apologies where the sun doesn't shine,

 

Originally posted by Shorty where not scared of monty... he will crack under pressure like any good old englishman...n talking about monte...im sure ive never seen an englishman with a turban wats with that? Dont worry boys after shane finishes up.. ill be sending your boys back to the pavillion with my own sliders and flippers;)

Originally posted by Fishcake14 Where are you from Shorty?

Fishcake being really stupid, not realising where Shorty was from.

QUOTE:

Fishcake14:Monty takes off his turban and pulls out a gun, but Harby's too quick and pulls out the doosra.