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    Posted: 19 September 2006 at 5:58pm
Originally posted by Sledger

Test matches - more beer - simple.

Goldust that.



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Originally posted by minimurali

Originally posted by Sledger

Originally posted by 70_degree_spin

It was a white sunhat.


A sunhat in England huh? Sounds about as necessary as a fridge for eskimos.

 Sledge tells it like it is.

 

Apparently eskimos use fridges to keep stuff warm though, so thats not necessarily true.
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Come on mate! apparently you don't seem to be a sort of guy who after listening a joke asks "what happened afterwards?".
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Originally posted by sledger

Blame the ICC - giving one day international status to a ground that should still be growing cabbages.

. I really can't stop laughing at this.

In troubled times, being philosophical helps a great deal, it helps you to remain sane and not do any further damage.
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DRAVID FAN wrote:
It was real fun, but at the same time you can't control anything.

(Sledger)
You'll learn soon enough lad - that's called a wife and kids!

l o l




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 70DS. Right on the screws!
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yeah but fishcakes way funnier.

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Originally posted by reardonville

So i'm going to eat a whole pizza and tub of ice-cream, cause food doesn't judge me, food is my friend, unlike you people.



Very funny, kinda slack, some misunderstanding here.
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Originally posted by Clapo

Originally posted by 70_degree_spin

oohhh, two votes and one was from me! People are only viewing this because of what I said.


Noooooooo.... people are viewing this thread because they have an IQ greater than that of their own shoe size which is more than we can say for you!!!


Back on topic though...

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Perhaps we should make a poll to see who really is the FUNNIEST PERSON HERE.

Can I make that? I think I will. Unless I don't but that's beside the point.

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Sledger will win because everyone loves him.
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Or perhaps Clobber, one of the 2
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Its simple guys, Sledger's the funniest followed by Clobber but Clobber's jokes are much harder to pick cause he uses a lot of sarcasm.

Fishcake is funny too!
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Originally posted by fishcake14

Perhaps we should make a poll to see who really is the FUNNIEST PERSON HERE.

Can I make that? I think I will. Unless I don't but that's beside the point.


You will be able to make poll when you can because you can't put more than 10 people on single poll. Unless if you take the polls.

And we have to take out you, clobber, and sledger, because we know that they will win for sure if they are in it.
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Clobber's sarcasm is quality.
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Originally posted by UKKiwi

I practice leaving the ball as much as I can in the nets.



Very funny, we were asking what we practice in the nets, whether we practice a particular shot, or slog, or defense.

He practices leaving the ball... so im like thinking, so u get a bowling machine to bowl it always wide???
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Originally posted by shorty1

wat the hell are u smokin mate...if u cant land a ball on the pitch ur strugglin


were talking bout what is more important for a spinner, spin or accuracy. someone said that spin is more accurate for warney cos he can land it on the pitch when he was young. This was the reply ^^^^^^^^
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Originally posted by Burner

Originally posted by Syeed

hair should have been punished more harshly.

Hair has never been punished more harshly than when on the head of Jason Gillespie - Let's leave it at that eh? Anything more would be bloody inhuman!





Burner in top form there
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Originally posted by ANIL KUMBLE

Why where South Africa banned for about 20 years of international cricket?politics?
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Cut me some slack....I'm just a kid with not much knowledge of Nelson Mandela I know why he went to jail and stuff never knew that effected south african cricket though.
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Originally posted by dips_december

Originally posted by wiseguy

 I like the young guys on the forum and at times they amuse me with their interest and knowledge. Good place to learn and relax.

 How can they amuse you with their interest?  

 Dips doing a Terry Wogan - saying what everyone else is thinking.



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Originally posted by ANIL KUMBLE

Why where South Africa banned for about 20 years of international cricket?politics?


Hehe, and you say I suck.
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I don't remember saying you suck at anything?
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Originally posted by ANIL KUMBLE

I don't remember saying you suck at anything?

 I'm hoping that's sarcasm right there.
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Originally posted by Clobber


Originally posted by ANIL KUMBLE

Why where South Africa banned for about 20 years of international cricket?politics?




Anyway, why were they banned.
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because of nelson mandela getting chucked unfairly into political prison,
they were separate from the rest of the world. they also missed the first 2
rugby world cups and the first one they entered they won!
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Originally posted by DRAVID FAN

Originally posted by Clobber


Originally posted by ANIL KUMBLE

Why where South Africa banned for about 20 years of international cricket?politics?




Anyway, why were they banned.

Because they demanded ICC to confine cricket uniform to bermuda shorts for tests, bikini for ODIs and for 20/20 ................. well I think you've got some imagination, don't you?

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Very funny, i reckon we should give womens cricket a go ;)
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We have why do I get picked on for not knowing about that yet DF dosent get thrown in the picture.

And Minimurali thats not sarcasim i didn't say he sucks I said that he's always posting alot of crap.
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