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    Posted: 28 December 2006 at 10:52am
OK, the last one for Melbourne, thanks to England being abject. I think we'll combine this one with Sydney.
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Ponting was too busy playing with his tickle-me-emo as he let Shane Warne & Stuart Clark clean up a depleted English tail.
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What is Gilchrist's next move?
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 Captain , Ricky Ponting is quick to use CPR on a hysterical Shane Warne after England announce an  unchanged side for the 5th and final Test !
Mental disintegration works for me !!
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Rcky Ponting wants to know from Lee what the English bowling plans are as Warney got the plans from the Aussie fan and is refusing to tell it to him .

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You know thats Brett Lee who is on the ground.
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The Aussies line up to play with their new Tickle Me Elmo doll despite concerns over its authenticity
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Oops! Sorry didn't realise that .Thanks AK .
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Originally posted by dips_december

Rcky Ponting wants to know from Lee what the English bowling plans are as Warney got the plans from the Aussie fan and is refusing to tell it to him .

thats not very funny, no offence
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In an unusual fit of rage, Brett Lee decides to eat Shane Warne after Shane dropped a catch, whilst Ricky tries his best attempts at tickling Warne out to bowl.

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Gilchrist hides his disgust with laughter as Ponting dumps him for Lee
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Off we go, Sydney day 1:
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As cold increased during the played, cricketers got togheter and started getting heat.
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Ricky Ponting makes sure of the rumours that Mike Hussey has had breast implants.

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The Aussie players take turns to re-enact Saddam's hanging the cricketing way with Mike Hussey the unfortunate victim.

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Gilchrist tries to deliver a "Mike Tyson" punch on Hussey!!
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Originally posted by Freddie

The Aussie players take turns to re-enact Saddam's hanging the cricketing way with Mike Hussey the unfortunate victim.
 
I don't know why I'm laughing so much! LOL It was sick but at the same time, quite amusing. LOL

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It's not a great one, but I'm sure you guys can think of something for it.
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For the Hussey one:
 
Symonds: Damn it boy admit im a bigger hitter then you or else I will rip you in to pieces!
Hussey: NEVERRRRR!!!!!!
 
Panesar: On you go back to the pavilion back to where you came from you mongrel!
 
 
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"Yes Ricky, THIS much bigger than yours!"
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Monty: Well done, you've finally worked out the right way back to the pavilion.
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Monty: I am gonna slap you silly you big ole grunter!!!
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See that Ricky! That's more turn than Giles gets!

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Monty: Chips, glorious chips!!! Only 5% fat! Chips, wonderful chips, glorious chips, magical chips!!!!! (The fries advert song)
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Come on Ricky you call that batting even Giles can play that.
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ricky ponting wakes up to find that the boys carried him from the hotel to make him feel the conditions of the gorund .



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Ponting's had enough and decides to pose infront of the camera which has got one particular english fan excited and on his feet!

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