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    Posted: 04 January 2007 at 1:42pm
"Ricky, that wasn't what I meant when I said 'make love to the camera'"
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england needs a white wash
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Spectator: Later Ricky, close your legs, there's a time and a place for having sex, and this is not it.

Ponting: How much will you cost baby???
 
P.S. The spectator was male...


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Ricky Ponting tries to popularize his "off field" self but it still doesn't seem to work!!

Edited by spin wizard - 06 January 2007 at 6:07pm
In troubled times, being philosophical helps a great deal, it helps you to remain sane and not do any further damage.
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Ricky Ponting felt at home with the cameraman who looked remarkably like Damien Martyn
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Ricky Ponting says "this is Such a great day i Think i'm going to have a lie down. You Dont mind do you camera guy ?"
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Shane Warne's new career venture into money collecting gets off on the wrong foot.



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If you throw a rock in the hat i will give you $300 dollars.

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come here i'll show you my hat-trick simone Wink
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You dropped your hat Glen
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Warne to Umpire: "Maam, will you please hold my cap."
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Shane Warne is shocked when he spots the rabbit that escaped from the magician's favourite trick.

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Shane Warne takes his hat off in appreciation of the crowd.

I thought if I made it unfunny it might turn out to be funy, but probably not! LOL

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LOL Oh well, worth a shot!

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LOL ive seen worse like dips's on page 2 near the top.

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LOL Whatever anyone writes is funnier than dips! No offence dips! LOL

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Warne starts a new business of selling hats as soon as hes finshed bamboozling batsmen .
 
fishcake im not that good and i accpt that .
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Warne doffs cap to prove his miracle hair growth is real and not horse hair sewn into his baggy green.
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Closing time guys - the winner will be announced soon.

But stay tuned, and stay funny, as I'm thinking of running a similar competition before the World Cup to win some World Cup Guides.


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Originally posted by Sledger

 Captain , Ricky Ponting is quick to use CPR on a hysterical Shane Warne after England announce an  unchanged side for the 5th and final Test !


And here is the winner. The judges found your effort 'bloody funny!'.

Remind me of your address and we'll post you a prize. Look out for it on the Ashes Extra page - we thought it was that good!!
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Dickenson can marry my mother-in-law !

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 Nice surprise JP !!  The first smile on my face since Harmison's 1st ball at The Gabba!
Mental disintegration works for me !!
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what did you win?
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Posts: 1168 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 January 2007 at 12:13am
"We will judge the funniest caption over the five days and the winner will receive their prize - which could be a book, a DVD or a CD of your choice."
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Posts: 2853 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 January 2007 at 7:57am
Well done sledge, maybe I should've tried to win this, against Sledge and clobber I doubt I would've won though

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Get Englands summer of cricket 2006. Thats expensive and since its free..... LOL
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