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    Posted: 10 March 2006 at 7:05am

1. Is it true that all players in England are obligated to wear ties while playing cricket?

2. In Pakistan there are cheerleaders to entertain the crowds in a cricket match, but unfortunately they are all male.

3. The slowest Australian spinner is generally faster than the fastest Indian pace bowler because only vegetarians are allowed into the Indian cricket team.

4. The South African cricket team annually loses, on average, one player to lions, but they dont mind because its typically one of the tail enders.

5. All the players of the Bangladesh cricket team are virgins.

6. Sri Lanka never had a team until 1999, because of a flawed law passed by the cricket board, according to which the Selection Committee members are supposed to be voted in by the cricket team.

7. New Zealand lures young Australians with the promise of apples and sheep and eventually recruits them into their cricket team.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 March 2006 at 7:14am
I'll move this to fun and games , it doesn't belong in an area with serious cricket debate.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 March 2006 at 7:42am

1. Is it true that all players in England are obligated to wear ties while playing cricket? Well if it is true, i am a little bit confused about where do they wear those ties????

2. In Pakistan there are cheerleaders to entertain the crowds in a cricket match, but unfortunately they are all male. I don'nt think that the crowd is really entertained, coz most of them are again males and hopefully, most of them are not gays!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. The slowest Australian spinner is generally faster than the fastest Indian pace bowler because only vegetarians are allowed into the Indian cricket team. No comments, its more about a religion than this game of cricket. So no fun.

4. The South African cricket team annually loses, on average, one player to lions, but they dont mind because its typically one of the tail enders. I can not help saying Lion are really clever to choose only the tailenders. But South Africans are not that wise coz best bowlers are normally tail enders!!!!

5. All the players of the Bangladesh cricket team are virgins. Majority of Bangladeshi crowd must be happy young ladies.

6. Sri Lanka never had a team until 1999, because of a flawed law passed by the cricket board, according to which the Selection Committee members are supposed to be voted in by the cricket team. Absolutely False, because no prey ever chooses its predator. 

7. New Zealand lures young Australians with the promise of apples and sheep and eventually recruits them into their cricket team. Well, this hoard of sheep performed really well in 1992 WC. I wonder if Sheep & apples are that good and incentive??? Are Kangroos really crazy for these?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 March 2006 at 9:25am
That opening post is actually pretty funny
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 March 2006 at 1:31pm
Some of the rest of it is potentially quite offensive though.
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