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    Posted: 15 October 2006 at 4:47pm

Originally posted by Dravid Fan

England were totally Powared and Munafed!

This difinitely has to be the best quote of the day atleast and probably one of the best as well.

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I typed 'W'a'n'k'h'e'd'e' and it became ****hede ?Whats going on ?

Dips December not quite grasping the English language!


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Originally posted by fishcake14

Who brought the hose out to put the fire out, but someone had been 'hose-tampering' and it sprayed out....


Post from Cricket Story thread. Thats the best tampering thing I ever read.

I could not stop laughing when I read this.
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Not the funniest quote, but funny enough.

minimurali wrote:
I'll pick Sussex. Oh look, they did win!



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Wow you're powers of fortune telling are wonderous.
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Minimurali is the funniest member here I think, he's so dopey and self patronising, he's a great laugh.
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Originally posted by dips_december

Originally posted by ANIL KUMBLE

LCB have annouced the sacking of Dips_December after he passed away in a car accident.
 Some friend you are AK ,ok ill tay the manager .


AK showing Dips that he can't leave the domestic sim! Nice one AK!
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Very bad thing to say AK although it was funny. Killing others even if a joke is a very bad thing.
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Black wind??? They were more a breath of fresh air!

Absolutely brilliant. This was Sledger's reply to LETHAL SAMI's post saying that the Windies were a new Black Wind which used to dominate the world in the 70's and 80's.

Another classic by Sledger:

Dwayne Smith. a telented guy with no brains.

That would be my favourite. Sorry about the spamming.

Edited by DRAVID FAN
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Had you been so apologetic during the past, you would have made hell of a legendary Chief Spammer. A apologogetical spamming after every regular spamming i.e. manifold increase in combined spamming.
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Originally posted by DRAVID FAN

I touched the wrong part of Clobber. I annoy Sledger at times too (more than at times).

Well for me spin wiz, your the poster whose posts I feel are worth a read.


Originally posted by Clobber

You have NEVER touched me, they're just malicious rumours folks!


If there's been a funnier quote than this I havn't seen it, I couldn't stop laughing.
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That one made me laugh my head off as well. The English blokes have real wit.
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True right from the word no.1.
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Great exhibition of ready wit from Clobs here.
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fishcake14 has been in full form recently and you say that no funny threads are there.
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Originally posted by clobber

Fiendishly clever stuff from England, looking to trick the Aussie selectors into picking Tait. Genius.

Clobber is a classic!

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That one was amazing.
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Originally posted by crownmethod

Today my team was bowled out for 28.
 
Originally posted by Clobber

did you win?
 
 I love that.
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Originally posted by fishcake14

We got some from Surridge, cost £10 each. The first batch fell apart though!! LOL
Originally posted by Clobber

you were too sweaty obviously
 
And Clobs again. I don't know why I laughed so hard at this one.
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You are surely in for a laugh from Clobs everyday. A classic he is!
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 Aye you're not wrong there SW Wink.
 
 Another of my favourites: (Sledge this time)
 
Originally posted by Sledger

Originally posted by DRAVID FAN

It was real fun, but at the same time you can't control anything.


You'll learn soon enough lad - that's called a wife and kids!

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I never saw that, but it was amazing.
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Originally posted by -JP-

Originally posted by MiNiWaRnEy

 
A wonderful player of spin, no doubt.
  


Mind, his record against Ashley Giles isn't that great!


 Mik was talking about spinners JP !!
 
LOL. The post of the day! LOL
 
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That's great SW! I wish more people would post in this thread - there's so many hilarious quotes on the forum no-one posts here!
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i would post, but I don't get how you can quote from other threads
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Just copy and paste the post in [ QUOTE = 'username' ] [ /QUOTE ]  tags.

(Without the spaces.)
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Cheers JP
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Originally posted by DRAVID FAN

Where has this thread been moved. I am unable to find it.


The thread in question: http://www.cricketworld.com/forum//forum_posts.asp?TID=2782


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70DS plants the most ironic post EVER

Originally posted by 70_degree_spin

Originally posted by lightning quick

My Ideal  XI

Hussey-For those who doubt it he averages 50 as an opener for WA
Sehwag-
Ponting
Pietersen
Yousuf
Sangakkara
Flintoff
Vaas
Muralidaran
Clark
Bond


Hussey averages 86 in the middle order though you imbaseal.
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That dravid fan one was brilliant, didn't see that one by 70ds though
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Originally posted by Clobber

Originally posted by Clobber

Originally posted by abcdgpa

Gilchrist
Ponting
Hussey
Pollock
Warne
Murali
Mcgrath


That is all i can think of for now


that's the worst XI I've ever seen!


this is too funny - abcdgpa has reported this post to the mods! LOL

A word of advice for you, especially judging by how feeble the other 2 posts you reported were as well - if you post rubbish you are going to get the mickey taken out of you. If you can't deal with that they try posting more sensibly.
This one was hilirious
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