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    Posted: 01 May 2007 at 6:27pm
Hi everyone
 
I’m trying to identify and find a full version of a cricket poem. It’s partially remembered by someone who was probably at school in the 1930’s and 40’s. Other people have tried and failed to find the complete poem and indeed who actually wrote it.

 

They probably didn’t bother with forums and so I’m hoping that the knowledge that exists here will help me find the answer for him. I hope the few lines below will enable someone to identify it.

 

Oh cricket! The game for a real live man

Keep fit little man, keep fit

Get out in the open whenever you can

 

Any help much appreciated; it’s been a quest of his for sometime.

 

Thanks

John

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The bad news is I have no idea.

The good news is that another poetic genius has agreed to share his meisterwerk, first published about a year ago and inspired by real life events, with you.

I sit in the sun drinkings beers
Laughing at Ponting weeping tears
Up goes the finger "yes" we all shout
The pug face whiner has been run out
Now he is moaning, about this and that
But you tried to run so who is the Pratt?
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That is a class poem!
 
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Thanks - I thought this was going to be easy.
 
I'm in contact with a gentleman in India who recognises it but can't tell me anymore.
 
Off to visit some poetry forums! The things you do to help someone!
 
(Keep the faith - we can't be that bad again.)
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Originally posted by Clobber

The bad news is I have no idea.

The good news is that another poetic genius has agreed to share his meisterwerk, first published about a year ago and inspired by real life events, with you.

I sit in the sun drinkings beers
Laughing at Ponting weeping tears
Up goes the finger "yes" we all shout
The pug face whiner has been run out
Now he is moaning, about this and that
But you tried to run so who is the Pratt?
 
That is so unlike you Clobbs. U r a thinker and this........
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Sledger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 May 2007 at 6:16am
Clobs the thinker - I can just see him , naked , with his chin resting on his fist!
Mental disintegration works for me !!
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Humbling.

Good one Graham!
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Originally posted by Sledger

Clobs the thinker - I can just see him , naked , with his chin resting on his fist!
 
i worry about you sometimes sledger.....
 
 
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I am presuming this is the poem that you are chasing. I too do not know the author but this was recited to our family in 2005 by my late Grandmother who was then 93 years young. I wrote it out from her words so there may be some errors? It was through me googling to find the author that I have found your post so here it is!

Enjoy as our extended family of cricketers do everyday- this poem is on our fridge.

Little Man Cricketer

Oh cricket's a game for a real live man
Keep ft little man, keep fit
Get out in the open whenever you can
Keep fit little man, keep fit
Don't stay in the house to play with the cat
But put on your flannels and take your bat
Keep fit little man, keep fit

And when to bat you stand you take
Stand firm little man, stand firm
To shuffle away is a great mistake
Stand firm little man, stand firm
Just watch what the bowler is trying to do
Don't slog at a straight or he'll get through
And don't try to score for an over or two
Stand firm little man, stand firm

And when to bowl you are given the ball
Pitch em up little man, pitch em up
About two yards from the crease let them fall
Pitch em up little man, pitch em up
Don't dash at the wicket with might and mane
And try to deliver an express train
or you'll never be asked to bowl again
Pitch em up little man, pitch em up

Slack fielding loses many a match
On your toes little man,on your toes
Who knows the cost of one dropped catch?
On your toes little man, on your toes
Don't stand stock still or you will take root
But stand on the tip of each well spiked boot
If you let em go by you, the crowd will hoot
On your toes little man, on your toes

And when the umpire gives you out
Don't grouse little man, don't grouse
It's only babies that sulk and pout
Don't grouse little man, don't grouse
Of course the ball broke that hit your pad
Of course all umpires are quite quite mad
Of course its really too too bad
But don't grouse little man, don't grouse

And whether the game you lose or win
Just smile little man, just smile
Whether you're given out or in
Just smile little man, just smile
With grousing a sportsman can have no truck
So once in a while you're out of luck
And are bowled first ball, middle peg for a duck
Just smile little man, just smile.


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