WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk
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Topic: WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk
Posted By: flipper
Subject: WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk
Date Posted: 02 July 2011 at 12:10pm
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A little boy says to his mother: "Mommy, Mommy, when I grow up I want to be like Roy Keane" She replies, "You can't do both, son".  ------------- Warwickshire County Cricket, Edgbaston Birmingham England. County Champions 2012 |
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Posted By: flipper
Date Posted: 07 July 2011 at 5:26pm
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely: "Are - my - test - results – back? ------------- Warwickshire County Cricket, Edgbaston Birmingham England. County Champions 2012 |
Posted By: Andrew_Wood_CW
Date Posted: 08 July 2011 at 3:17pm
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I laughed at both of those jokes I can't think of anything to contribute though.. i'll edit this post if i do!
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Posted By: sam_ahmed
Date Posted: 10 July 2011 at 7:16pm
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nice ones flipper! ------------- God is a better planner... so whenever u'r plan fails, cheer up... God has a better plan for you! |
Posted By: Sledger
Date Posted: 15 July 2011 at 7:46am
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Two Russian billionaires are having a drink. One says , "Nice suit , how much was it?" The 2nd says ,"$30,000." "You should have come to me", says the first ,"I'd have got it for you for $60,000 !!
------------- Mental disintegration works for me !! |
Posted By: vote4peace
Date Posted: 15 July 2011 at 8:13am
Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears.
Sometimes when you are worried, no one notices your pain. Sometimes when your happy,
no one may see you smile. But fart just once… 
------------- I distrust a camel.. and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. 
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